Saturday, 24 January 2009

Here we go again

So last night was pretty good until I got back, than a particular midget ruined it all for me. In fact, she ruined for me at the house party by stopping her pseudo-boyfriend from being my wingman on the basis that he wasn't allowed to talk to other women. At all. Oh, and then she told me I shouldn't be chatting up girls anyway because I had a girlfriend.

Epic.
Fail.

I came back early and rekindled a couple of old acquaintances which improved my mood somewhat. And then the midget ruined it again. I'm not exactly ready to go out and do the whole party thing just yet, but I'm trying. It's just a shame that one of my friends out here has a limpet attached to him that won't let him enjoy anything at all.

Thursday was entertaining though; I got accused of being pro-dictatorship - which to be honest I am, if the dictator is competent. Autocracy is not necessarily evil. However, I then got accused almost in the same breath of being pro-slavery, because I was pro-dictatorship. Pointing out that the United States had been a pro-slavery democracy for around a third of its existence won that argument, but predictably alienated me from the rest of the class. Fantastic. It's good that students can keep their emotions out of intellectual arguments.

I'm coming to the conclusion that, pending a freak midget-death or divine intervention, I'm not going to find anyone out here. Maybe I'm just not ready to make a real attempt at finding or seducing someone, but I don't know, Maybe it's not worth my time.

I just feel more useless than jelly in a blender right now. Let's face it, blogging is the refuge of the socially crippled so my being here might suggest that I'm so far from being ready to go out I may as well be on the moon.

2 comments:

  1. I always thought the world would be better if all nations were run by some form of super liberal elite committee. Think about it, a group of Liberals who accept abortion and birth control, equal and gay rights, freedom of speech etc, but aren't too scary like conservatives.

    Chin up soldier.

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  2. Midget. Sure its not socially acceptable and I should shun such word usage. I did last night, but I just can't seem to find the will power to do so right now. .....AWE SHIT.......it looks like I'm a bad human being.

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