So...Superbowl...

Okay, who else watched that Steeler guy beat up on the Cardinal? Who was smaller than him?

And who thought that it was obviously right that NOTHING BLOODY HAPPENED because of it.

How much do you have to pay a ref to make a bullshit call like that? Seriously, how much? I know not everyone holds integrity close to their hearts, but come on. How many planets was that guy given?

I don't usually get worked up about sports, and I barely understand the rules of US 'Football'/Handegg, but I'm pretty sure punching another player repeatedly comes under the category of 'foul'. As opposed to the Cardinal player, who tripped on a falling Steeler and stumbled into the crouching guy after a field goal and was pulled up for "unnecessary roughness". What kind of bullshit rule is that anyway? Why, in a full contact sport, can something be condoned as "unnecessary roughness" when to be honest anything that isn't acceptable can be classed as "violent"?

Seriously, I want that number. How much do I have to pay a Superbowl ref to get that kind of service? It's a quality you don't see often in the world. Hell, if the food in the dining hall here, which is made with about as much consideration to ethics, were made with that much quality I'd eat like a bloody king - nay, like some form of minor deity.

If M.V.P. doesn't go to FitzGerald then I'm buying myself an AK47, because there's a roomful of motherfuckers somewhere I really, absolutely need to kill.